Wearing only a corset, she'll sit on your face then cut it off!

the challenger

Anyone got an empty pot of jam that's upside down and propt up on one side by a match stick attatched to some string? AAAAANNNNYYYYYOOOONNNNNEEEEE?

The humans had gone to far.

In space, knowone can see your legs.

Ever wonder what Russians think of? Thought not, but here it is (and it's not vodka).

The humble mouse is a curious beast is it not?

Elton John's tiny dancer

Throw your TV out. Just kidding, Xfactor's on.

Problem?

It was now abundantly clear that the experiments had become to much for Charles.

I'll slap the bit-chup-atcha

Shh, i hear something. Maybe a stray Capybara, but maybe some pesky kids.

'Heck' dark lord of the sketch pad.

Hyper zoom technology (like Microsoft)

The current climate. A visual synopsis.

Watch with most care you must...for i have the swagger of a champion.

G

If you're having colonic problems i feel bad for you son. I got 99 medicinal issues, but rectal dysfunction ain't one, bum me!!!

contraption for fools gold

I'm sooo about the bitches.

F*@king wait for this s&%t

You. Think this means something?

White men can't...Play!

13, 42, 04, 33, 29, 37 and the bonus ball...09

"Shit...did i leave the oven on?"

When a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? I'm deaf.

Buxom Wench

Every cop in the city plays their badge!

come ere you cant, ima kick your fackin eds in.

Camp scran, and a violent homophobic bean.

Close up on an STD

Nobody told this one what a dog means.

They'll love him.

Read more Tolkin if you're stressed.

This delicious pop escaped lil wayne.

We're just giggin' at the moment.

The jungle was his home, the animals were his family. The school bus had long since departed.

He'll never get that in there, surely.

Now just shut up bitch, i'm sick of your crap!!!

Do not disturb it.

Find out who am I to?

The Emerald Dragon, and it's embarrassing disabled son