A "Bird"day card for Simon Bird. LOLOLOL

A kiss from death can sometimes be worth it. Mwah mwah mwahahahahahaha

Oh snake, I'm abouts to get my kill on. Believe that.

He began life in a Tea field, was then dried and bagged for brewing convenience. He escaped ingestion in the form of a drop. His evil plan is ready.

I beat the mic like Ike beat on his first wife.

Here is a 'Fistch' and a 'Fooostch'. They are of the deep.

I swim alone!

Madonna (or Madge)

Decapitate a hater wiv amazing ease.

Tea drops kepp fallin' on my pad, but that doesn't mean my my eyes will soon be turnin' red, a turn them into things, 'Cause I'm never gonna stop...