This is Gavin, the punk bird...

He flies like a beautiful eagle owl.

He loves to hunt a delicious worm...

...but they can be tricky to get out...

...really tricky

...then he chills

...and he hates his cousin who has learning difficulties (but not because he has learning difficulties, but other stuff).

He will creep into your mind and make you see happy things made of candy floss and joy, aww. He's called Neville Johnston-Taylor

The starship intergalactico megatron of uber nightmare crystallization-nes

This, is a seed.

Rut bwah bwah

Hamsta! Like Jay-Z, but he eats nuts and sleeps in wadding mother fucker!