Hamsta! Like Jay-Z, but he eats nuts and sleeps in wadding mother fucker!

The darkness had started to eat his soul.

A "Bird"day card for Simon Bird. LOLOLOL

A kiss from death can sometimes be worth it. Mwah mwah mwahahahahahaha

Oh snake, I'm abouts to get my kill on. Believe that.

He began life in a Tea field, was then dried and bagged for brewing convenience. He escaped ingestion in the form of a drop. His evil plan is ready.

I beat the mic like Ike beat on his first wife.

Here is a 'Fistch' and a 'Fooostch'. They are of the deep.

I swim alone!

Madonna (or Madge)

Decapitate a hater wiv amazing ease.

Tea drops kepp fallin' on my pad, but that doesn't mean my my eyes will soon be turnin' red, a turn them into things, 'Cause I'm never gonna stop...

Oh my oh my, she all that

Stare at the super freak, cos he's a super freak su su su super freak, with no arms.

No matter how loud he screamed, it would not hide what he had created deep inside himself.

Ultimate Power

Nood

PoloHeck

Head F&*K

Something witty regarding robots/transformers