This is Gavin, the punk bird...

He flies like a beautiful eagle owl.

He loves to hunt a delicious worm...

...but they can be tricky to get out...

...really tricky

...then he chills

...and he hates his cousin who has learning difficulties (but not because he has learning difficulties, but other stuff).

He will creep into your mind and make you see happy things made of candy floss and joy, aww. He's called Neville Johnston-Taylor

The starship intergalactico megatron of uber nightmare crystallization-nes

This, is a seed.

Rut bwah bwah

Hamsta! Like Jay-Z, but he eats nuts and sleeps in wadding mother fucker!

The darkness had started to eat his soul.

A "Bird"day card for Simon Bird. LOLOLOL

A kiss from death can sometimes be worth it. Mwah mwah mwahahahahahaha

Oh snake, I'm abouts to get my kill on. Believe that.

He began life in a Tea field, was then dried and bagged for brewing convenience. He escaped ingestion in the form of a drop. His evil plan is ready.

I beat the mic like Ike beat on his first wife.

Here is a 'Fistch' and a 'Fooostch'. They are of the deep.

I swim alone!